{"title":"Pants on Fire Lounge","description":"\u003cmeta name=\"google-site-verification\" content=\"Smj_1NAofxr4mK_waqfqI-rz3CGu2Bos824caXf35g8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0227\/3391\/4184\/files\/LoungeHours.webp?v=1752785574\" alt=\"\" width=\"241\" height=\"241\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"841\" data-start=\"572\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"594\" data-start=\"572\"\u003eHowdy! I'm Sparky,\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"597\" data-start=\"594\"\u003eProud owner, manager, talent booker, janitor, insurance liability, and sole proprietor of the Pants on Fire Lounge — Mammoth Lakes’ most exclusive venue.\u003cbr data-end=\"755\" data-start=\"752\"\u003eSo exclusive, in fact, that it’s never been open. Not once. Not even accidentally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"998\" data-start=\"846\"\u003eNestled in a condo complex with some truly helpful neighbors, the Lounge is a rustic retreat for lovers of \u003cstrong data-end=\"995\" data-start=\"953\"\u003etruth, tunes, and tactful misdirection\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1100\" data-start=\"1003\"\u003eWe specialize in:\u003cbr data-end=\"1023\" data-start=\"1020\"\u003e• Smoldering folk satire\u003cbr data-end=\"1052\" data-start=\"1049\"\u003e• Unattended hospitality\u003cbr data-end=\"1081\" data-start=\"1078\"\u003e• Unicorn farts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1276\" data-start=\"1105\"\u003e🎧 \u003cstrong data-end=\"1131\" data-start=\"1108\"\u003eHeard the song yet?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1134\" data-start=\"1131\"\u003e\"Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire\" is a musical retelling of one very real, very flaming vacation story.\u003cbr data-end=\"1236\" data-start=\"1233\"\u003e→ [\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ditto.fm\/liar-liar-pants-on-fire-emdubs\"\u003eStream it here\u003c\/a\u003e]\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1462\" data-start=\"1281\"\u003eEver shown up to your rental, the code doesn’t work, the host is in Spain, and a neighbor confirms it via Social Media?\u003cbr data-end=\"1400\" data-start=\"1397\"\u003eNo?\u003cbr data-end=\"1408\" data-start=\"1405\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1426\" data-start=\"1410\"\u003eWell, I did.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1429\" data-start=\"1426\"\u003eThen I wrote a song about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1605\" data-start=\"1467\"\u003e🛒 Now you can wear your disappointment — with pride.\u003cbr data-end=\"1523\" data-start=\"1520\"\u003eScroll down to shop merch that smells faintly of unicorn farts and unspoken truths.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1701\" data-start=\"1610\"\u003eThanks for stopping by.\u003cbr data-end=\"1636\" data-start=\"1633\"\u003eThe Sierra’s cold… but not as cold when you can’t get inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1760\" data-start=\"1706\"\u003e— \u003cem data-end=\"1760\" data-start=\"1708\"\u003eSparky, Lounge Management (and laundry supervisor)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1760\" data-start=\"1706\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"1760\" data-start=\"1708\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0227\/3391\/4184\/files\/pantonfire.webp?v=1752786496\" alt=\"\" width=\"128\" height=\"128\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"sparky-unisex-hoodie","title":"Sparky Unisex Hoodie","description":"It's cold when you're locked outside in Mammoth Lake. Better get this hoodie to stay warm.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\nHeather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003cbr\u003e\n• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"Unicorns and Stuff Dot Com","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45097848799415,"sku":"6756492_5610","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45097848832183,"sku":"6756492_5611","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45097848864951,"sku":"6756492_5612","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45097848897719,"sku":"6756492_5613","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45097848930487,"sku":"6756492_5614","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45097848963255,"sku":"6756492_5615","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":45097848996023,"sku":"6756492_5616","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":45097849028791,"sku":"6756492_5617","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":45097849061559,"sku":"6756492_20544","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":45097849094327,"sku":"6756492_20547","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":45097849127095,"sku":"6756492_20550","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":45097849159863,"sku":"6756492_20553","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":45097849192631,"sku":"6756492_20556","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":45097849225399,"sku":"6756492_20559","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":45097849258167,"sku":"6756492_20562","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 5XL","offer_id":45097849290935,"sku":"6756492_20565","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0227\/3391\/4184\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-sport-grey-front-68796efa2b03c.jpg?v=1752788747"},{"product_id":"liar-liar-pants-on-fire-neck-gaiter","title":"Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire Neck Gaiter","description":"It's cold. 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